SIEMONS.ORG

★ Who We Are

The Siemons Organisation is a highly sophisticated, deeply mysterious, and frankly unstoppable collective of brilliance. Founded in a garage somewhere in the Netherlands, we have since expanded our influence to encompass at least three continents (we are still counting).

Our mission is simple:
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION

(Terms and conditions apply. World domination may take longer than expected. Offer void where prohibited by law or physics.)

★ Our Plans

• Phase I — Secure domain name ✓ DONE
• Phase II — Build website ▶ IN PROGRESS
• Phase III — Recruit minions
• Phase IV — ???
• Phase V — Rule the world

★ Contact The Organisation

Do you wish to join? Do you wish to pledge your allegiance? Do you have information about suitable world-ruling infrastructure? We accept all forms of contact except electronic mail, which we consider deeply suspicious.

Dispatch a carrier pigeon to our headquarters:
Siemons HQ, The Netherlands
(Attn: Pigeon Receiving Dept., 3rd dovecote on the left)

⚠ Currently accepting pigeons Tuesdays and alternate Thursdays only.